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#925
Saw a CNN story titled, "Is Sex Advice In 'Transformers 3' Better Than Nothing?" Turned off my computer. Lit my journalism degree on fire.
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#924
Women shouldn't have children after forty. Because, really, forty children should be enough.
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#923
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
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#922
If I had a dollar for every time my dad questioned my sexuality, I could afford an island, and a fabulous collection of designer handbags.
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#921
I wish I had three hands so that I could flip people off inside of air quotes.
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#920
I can never quite get over the irony of people fighting for the parking bay closest to the front door of the gym.
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#919
Whenever I try to make "eggs over easy", I break the yolk. Henceforth, I am calling them "eggs over difficult".
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