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#939
Trust me, don't play Twister with someone who has a prosthetic leg, you'll never win.
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#938
Men are the best cooks Because with 2 eggs, 1 sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a girl's tummy for 9 months.
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#937
Drag racing is just dudes running in dresses, right?
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#936
I'm convinced when squirrels run the road, nearly missing your car, it must be some kind of squirrel gang initiation.
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#935
"An eye for an eye" would make a world full of pirates.
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#934
Any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn’t convenient at all.
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#933
Someone just told me that they enjoyed my biography but thought it was a little self centered.
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