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#953
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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#952
The only way I'm going to make a mark on the world is if I take a Sharpie to a globe.
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#951
Without ME, it's just AWESO.
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#950
I wonder where they find these people who have no clue that they can walk into a grocery store and buy a Klondike bar for $2.
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#949
Don't get too excited if someone says your looks could stop traffic. A homeless man taking a dump in the middle of the street stops traffic.
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#948
In Capitalism, Man exploits Man. In Communism, it's the other way around.
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#947
It's not a popular superpower, but the ability to bleed from your ears on command would be a good way to get out of a lot of conversations.
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