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#960
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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#959
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
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#958
Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream.
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#957
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
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#956
I was being sincere when I told my friends their baby looks like a movie star I just failed to mention that the kid looks like E.T.
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#955
Time to go grocery shopping. Just fed the kids peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches...on hot dog buns.
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#954
Based on the amount of sugar and cream I put in my morning coffee, "melted coffee-flavored milkshake" is probably a better description.
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