Funny Status Ideas

Ever notice that the person who says "See you next year!" on New Years Eve is always someone you wouldn't mind not seeing for the entire year?

The biggest benefit of getting new clothes for Christmas is that I don't have to do laundry for another week or two.

It's kind of patronising that a computer asks you to prove you're not a robot

The downside of being a bomb disposal technician. It takes 6 hours to open Christmas gifts.

The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for half an hour.

Wal-Mart will be closed on Christmas so both cashiers can be with their families

The liquor store clerk just wished me a Merry Christmas. As if he wasn't going to see me 5 more times before then.