Funny Status Ideas

O.J Simpson can now rest easy knowing his ex-wife's killer is dead.

I'm bored. I think I'll go to WalMart, find a great parking spot and sit in the truck with my reverse lights on for awhile.

Is it just me or do you think there's something terribly wrong with YouTube playing a 30 second commercial from their sponsor before watching a How to operate a fire extinguisher during an emergency video?

Not saying I’m old, but… When I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas

The ICU is where you take someone that has been injured playing PeekaBoo

I found $20 laying in the parking lot and thought to myself “What would Jesus do?” So, I turned it into wine.

I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.