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#17864
I don’t need to watch the news to tell me how hard it’s going to snow, as I can always tell by how many loaves of bread are left on the shelf at the supermarket.
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#17863
Xyuppi
Someone threw a jar of Mayonnaise at me! I was like, What the Hellman!?
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#17862
It's so cold, there's a line of chickens outside of KFC asking to use the deep fryer
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#17861
Xyuppi
If you get locked out! Talk to the lock calmly. Communication is the key
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#17860
Florida
I'm at the age where my mind firmly believes I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, and my body died in the Civil War.
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#17859
Xyuppi
Australia’s biggest EXPORT are boomerangs, incidentally it is their biggest IMPORT too
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#17858
Florida
Walmart has announced that they will be closed Thanksgiving day so that all the self checkout people can be home with their families
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