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Xyuppi
‪If I use my stimulus money to buy baby chickens, does this mean we got money for nothing and chicks for free? ‬
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Florida
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes. The doctor says it's terminal.
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Florida
If you hate wearing a mask, you're really not going to like the ventilator.
The spread of the coronavirus is based on two factors. 1) How dense the population is. 2) How dense the population is.
Because of Covid-19, for the first time since 1945 the National Spelling Bee is cancil... cancul... cansel... it’s been called off.
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Xyuppi
If 2020 had a flavor. It would be orange juice and toothpaste.
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