Xyuppi
After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast
Space heaters are the perfect housewarming gifts.
Xyuppi
Lying in bed, listening to the Doors. I really should oil the hinges...
Xyuppi
I should win an Oscar for acting like I'm at work.
I was addicted to Tide Pods. But, I’m clean now.
You can tell a lot about someone by whether they read HP as horsepower or hit points.
My therapist says I have imposter syndrome. But come on, I'm not good enough to have something fancy like that.