For Sale. Old batteries, free of charge.
You know it's time to clean your screen when you start confusing dirt with punctuation.
Being a camera must be pretty cool. You get to sleep until there's something cool to see.
All I ask is that if we arm the teachers, that the librarians get silencers.
I don't know if Facebook has ever made the lame to walk. But it has, beyond all doubt, enabled the dumb to speak.
Xyuppi
A tattoo doesn’t tell you very much about a person, but where they put the tattoo does.
Xyuppi
My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji.