Adulthood – Pros: You can now eat ice cream in bed. Cons: This will somehow make you sadder.
"Probiotic" sounds a lot better than "bacteria infested"
Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
My dad always used to say, "The sky's the limit!" Which is probably why he got fired from his job at NASA.
I'm pretty sure all dogs can smell drugs. It's just that most of them aren't snitches.
No matter how many lasagna’s you stack on top of each other, ultimately it’s always just one lasagna
Xyuppi
If you’re going Black Friday shopping, be a decent human being and turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights.