Xyuppi
I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. I couldn't park anywhere near the place
Well, well, well… Welcome to stutter class.
Technically, Humpty Dumpty died a crack head
Car commercials make driving around in empty parking structures look fun and normal and not suspicious or kidnappy.
Xyuppi
Someone’s therapist knows all about you.
PizzaDr
I set my clocks back this morning and had another breakfast.
PizzaDr
2017 doesn't need an extra hour.