Limbo champion walks into a bar...he's disqualified.
Watching all these Hollywood people pretend they didn't know about Weinstein is some of the best acting they’ve done in years.
Mosquitoes are basically just used, flying, dirty needles
Xyuppi
So many people are obsessed with vampires these days....who needs vampires when a mortgage and a job are enough to suck the life out of you.
It's with a heavy heart that I announce...I have high cholesterol.
I have an irrational fear of speed bumps but, I’m slowly getting over it.
Adulthood is when 4:30am is early in the morning instead of late at night.