Xyuppi
You've got to love yourself. Just not in public places...
I don't care about Disney lying about the Prince Charmings out there. I'm more annoyed that random woodland creatures won't clean my house.
I ate a shepherd's pie for lunch. He was pretty upset about it.
Shaving your head is the "You can't fire me because i quit" approach to male pattern baldness.
I don't like the term "stalker". I prefer "unpaid private investigator".
More people should be at a loss for words.
A hypnotist is just someone that tries to roofie you with jazz hands.