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I don't care if its a scam! Just the fact that the Prince of Nigeria sends me personal email makes me feel special!
T-shirts should come in a size between XL and XXL called "I'm still hoping to turn things around"
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands.
I'm naming my car Conor Mcgregor. it costs me a lot of money and has been beat to crap.
I'll admit I'm not perfect but what did the horse I rode in on do?
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At the stroke of midnight on August 31, Pumpkin spice everywhere!
It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that have no air conditioning. When it's fixed and finally cool, you leave.
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