I just want my house to be clean enough so that if someone drops by unexpectedly it doesn't look like we're six days into battling a poltergeist.
The fastest way to get someone to call you back is to take a shower.
90% of adulthood is just deleting emails.
What number SPF blocks people?
It must be annoying for nudists when they have to clean their glasses
They should make a "How It's Made" episode on how "How It's Made" is made.
If your house doesn't have house numbers on it, you need to address that situation.