If my mother in law had her own music genre it would be heavy meddle.
If you’re telling me to relax, it’s probably your fault that I’m not.
I’m not shy, I’m just really good out figuring out who is not worth talking to.
I need something that's more than coffee but less than cocaine.
Xyuppi
Imagine being naked in a room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you. That is the life of a dog.
Xyuppi
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye, but she was seeing someone on the side.
Tiger Woods should not have ignored his caddie when he told him to use the driver.