Xyuppi
Dropping a can of soda and sticking it back in the fridge all shaken up for the next person to open is not as funny when you live by yourself.
Xyuppi
United States is where moms get a day and shark get a whole week.
Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?
If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.
Xyuppi
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
Turkish ruler Erdogan was at the White House this week. Sources say he arrived very early so he could beat the crowd.
Xyuppi
I ordered some bubble wrap online. It arrived in a box surrounded by packing peanuts.