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The ruling on the field stands. Aaron Hernandez did not get both feet on the ground in time.
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JUSTIN A
The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. At least, that's what the restraining order says.
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It’s so nice outside I should probably close the blinds so there isn’t a glare on my screen.
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Can’t find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly.
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The pollen levels are so high this year that it has the crackheads trying to convert their meth back into Sudafed...
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.
French people give me the crepes.
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