Sometimes I add things to my to-do list that I’ve already done just so I can immediately cross them off.
Florida
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody is there to appreciate it.
Florida
Wow comma I just realized if I tap the microphone on my keyboard I don't have to type out my statuses anymore exclamation point
Florida
I think the guy who invented the word kumquats should have gotten to name more stuff!
Xyuppi
First computer can be trace back to Adam & Eve. It was an Apple but with very limited memory. Only 1 byte. Then everything crashed.
Chocolate is a flavor of milk, and milk is a flavor of chocolate.
If I ever start a band, I'm going to call it The Voices in My Head. Think of all the fun ways you can tell other people what you're listening to...