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#16565
Slowly, Waldo's wife and Mr. Sandiego started putting the pieces together.
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#16566
We should not have trusted anything Charlotte wrote in her web. She was consistently talking out of her ass.
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#16567
My "Kiss me, I'm Irish" shirt only seems to be working on my dog.
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#16568
If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouth just like trash cans.
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#16569
Stalin should have known communism doesn't work. There were red flags everywhere.
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#16570
The most powerful I ever feel is waving pedestrians to walk in front of my car. “Go forth, and trust that I will not kill you.”
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#16571
I would really like to help you move your furniture tomorrow, but I’m going to be too busy sitting on mine.
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