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Slowly, Waldo's wife and Mr. Sandiego started putting the pieces together.
We should not have trusted anything Charlotte wrote in her web. She was consistently talking out of her ass.
My "Kiss me, I'm Irish" shirt only seems to be working on my dog.
If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouth just like trash cans.
Stalin should have known communism doesn't work. There were red flags everywhere.
The most powerful I ever feel is waving pedestrians to walk in front of my car. “Go forth, and trust that I will not kill you.”
I would really like to help you move your furniture tomorrow, but I’m going to be too busy sitting on mine.
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