Sneezing is like using sonar to find polite people.
The lyrics for "hush little baby" are basically saying "I will buy you anything if you just shut the hell up"
Just how hairy was the dude who invented a shampoo called Head & Shoulders?
I'd like to test the theory that money can't buy you happiness.
PizzaDr
Happiness is using an ATM and finding a receipt left behind by someone with an account balance lower than yours.
Xyuppi
Every Scooby-Doo episode would literally be two minutes long if the gang went to the mask store first and asked a few questions.
I bet genies were a real thing until one jerk wished for genies not to exist anymore.