I guess orange really IS the new black...
The only time I hit the panic button on my car keys is accidentally, and the only person who panics is me.
I'd be willing to sleep my way to the top if it actually meant sleeping.
Xyuppi
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
Jon
I don't really WANT to make bad choices; but I'm always late, and all the good choices are already taken..
Xyuppi
I will not let people drive me crazy because I know it's in walking distance.
Xyuppi
Woke up this morning and the alarm clock was laughing at me....then I realized it was upside down and the time was 7:07