Xyuppi
I cleaned my room and still smells like smoke, stale beer and sweat. This is the last time I use "Mr. Sheen" cleaner.
Xyuppi
Watching MTV Cribs makes me feel better about downloading music off the internet.
Xyuppi
I reenacted the romantic scene from "Lady and the Tramp", but it wasn't I'd expected; my dog ate all the spaghetti.
The circus may no longer come to town but at least we’re guaranteed to always see a few clowns in Washington.
Porn is the one industry where segregating races, genders, sexual preference, is completely acceptable
DUI attorneys should buy some ad space on those Taco Bell hot sauce packets.
Xyuppi
At this rate, even the Chuck E. Cheese's animatronic band will decline to play Trump's Inauguration.