TexasPK
My brother took going to jail really badly. He refused food, drinks. He spat and swore at anyone who came near him and started throwing things everywhere. After that we NEVER played monopoly again.
Xyuppi
I hate people that take drugs, specially U.S. Customs and the D.E.A.
PizzaDr
If you lift up the handle on the car door at the same time I'm trying to unlock it more than two times, I'm driving off without you.
Jonathan Kama
Like many people, I used to want to be famous, but after this year, I'm quite happy to be have been such a failure.
My New Year's resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.
30 years later and my Cabbage Patch Kid still has no clue that he's adopted.
If you can't say anything nice, say something clever, but devastating.