Working in retail has taught me that the customer is always right. At least while they're in earshot...
Xyuppi
If I ever become a brain-dead and I'm just laying in a hospital bed all day, the least you can do is put me into funny poses.
PizzaDr
Don't ya wish you could hold people up to the light like a $20 bill to tell if they're fake or real?
User10247
Henry Heimlich, the inventor of the Heimlich Maneuver, died at age 96. People are pretty choked up about it.
Xyuppi
I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia.
Xyuppi
I wish I was a jedi, but mostly just so I didn't have to bend over to pick up dog poop.
If only Vincent van Gogh would have cut off his left ear, his hearing would have been all right.