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They say you're not supposed to go to the grocery store when you're hungry. It's been several days now, what should I do?
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“Get your panties in a bunch” would make a great slogan at Costco.
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The first guy who persuaded a blind guy to wear sunglasses, must have been a hell of a salesman.
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It must be very hard to be a Nigerian lawyer who specializes in international inheritance law.
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I'm running out of reasons to call into work. Do you think "emergency circumcision" is a good excuse?
Aw cheer up Mike Pence. Getting booed isn't the worst thing to happen to a Republican at a theater.
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