The boss keeps talking about a company 401k. I don’t think I can run that far...
I'd share my Netflix login but I'm too embarrassed by "My List".
Don't ask me how old I am on my birthday. It'll make me feel old and hate myself rather than be happy that it's my birthday.
You're one of a kind! Thank goodness...
What if there's no such thing as the Placebo Effect, and instead, sugar just actually cures everything?
Thank you for calling the hug hotline. Please hold.
PizzaDr
You know you're old when all of the bands you listened to growing up have several greatest hits albums.