You can’t please everyone, so you might as well just concentrate on me.
If cats had wings, they would still just lay there.
"It's not a pyramid scheme" is a phrase almost exclusively used by people involved in pyramid schemes
I will be thoroughly disappointed if the first human born on Mars isn’t named Marvin.
When I procrastinate, current me really expects a lot out of future me.
Whether you're a woman or a straight man, taking a bra off is likely to be one of the high points of your day.
If I drop my food on a plane, and we change time zones at the same time, do I receive an additional hour to the 5 second rule?