Xyuppi
When people said they sleep like a baby, it's because they do not have one.
Xyuppi
Starbucks isn't really that expensive compared to how much Victoria's Secret charges per cup.
I want to be something really scary for Halloween. So this year, I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 3%.
Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they’re fighting over the world’s last Oreo.
I found my wife through online dating. So, she's definitely got some explaining to do!
The last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood.
In order to start my deer breeding business I’m going to need 5,000 bucks