Cyberbilly
Letting your date use your phone charger, even though you're at 25%, is the 21st century equivalent of putting your coat over a puddle.
Cyberbilly
If you get Mickey Mouse ears at Disney World, what do you get at Dollywood?
Lag
My GPS is basically just one more woman in my life who I turn on and then ignore.
Lag
I can't wait till the Presidential race ends so we can stop hating people for their politics and go back to hating people because they're jerks.
Mission Impossible? He’s done four of them now. Let’s call it “Mission Pretty Hard but Totally Doable”
Spiders are the only web developers that are happy to find bugs.
Florida
I can hear music coming from my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again.