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#16361
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I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung G7 Note phones.
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#16362
Xyuppi
I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since I walked there...
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Xyuppi
Insomnia improves your math skills. You spend all night calculating how much sleep you'll get if you "fall asleep right now".
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#16364
Working on my 32 point plan to be more spontaneous. Any suggestions?
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#16365
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Whenever you're feeling down and in the dumps, just remember...the rest of us have been feeling that way about you too!
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#16366
Can we start calling walruses: Saber Tooth Seals?
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#16367
It would be helpful to have the audience from “The Price is Right” around when I am making those critical life decisions.
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