Xyuppi
I'm going paperless at home but it's presenting a real problem in the bathroom.
I have a pretty big ass, so when I half ass something you're still getting something impressive.
My local hairdresser just got arrested for selling drugs. Unbelievable! I've been her customer for 10 years and had no clue she was a hairdresser!
Xyuppi
If I ask my mom to take a picture of me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling "it's the button on the left!"
Antibiotics could be considered a performance enhancing drug at this year's Olympics.
Xyuppi
Pretty sure I look forward to my boss' vacation's more than he does.
Florida
It's so damn hot outside, I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.