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#16290
Xyuppi
Claiming a product promotes "Weight Loss" when combined with diet and exercise is like claiming that it grants wishes when used with a leprechaun.
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I saw a piece of chewing gum in the urinal today and thought, boy that must have been really painful.
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Xyuppi
I don't care how much you liked the soap - NEVER be caught smelling your fingers while walking out of a public restroom.
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I believe that if you love something, you should let it go. This is why you should never let me hold your baby.
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If 9/11 had happened in July, Seven-Eleven would have been screwed.
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The fact there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
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We live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.
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