When you have a lot, you have hair. When you only have a few, you have hairs.
No matter how stupid you feel, remember that Little Red Riding Hood couldn't figure out a talking wolf in a dress wasn't really her grandmother
Neighbors just kicked me out of their shower and called the cops. Some of these pokemon go instructions are confusing. A lot of grey area...
If your friends tell you not to give in to peer pressure and you don't: technically, you did
If it’s the thought that counts, then I should probably be in jail…
Florida
My boss hates it when i shorten his name to Dick. Especially since his name is Mike.
Ironically, the mullet was probably created to STOP red necks.