Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses.
Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage.
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I'm convinced my electricity bill would disappear if my fridge had a window.
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The best place to hide a body is page 2 of Google search results
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The only difference between McDonald' s and my work is that Mcdonald's has only one clown running the show.
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My friend David had his ID stolen yesterday. We just call him Dav now
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The guy who named the "chimichanga" should be given more authority to name things.