Your secrets are safe with me! Odds are, I wasn’t even listening.
I said I was good at making decisions. I didn't say the decisions I made were good.
Florida
If you feel lonely... dim all lights & put on a horror-movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore
Florida
"Don't make me regret this." -things I think when accepting a friend request.
Xyuppi
Do Starbucks employees take coffee breaks?
Xyuppi
The only thing I'm really learning from this 401K meeting at work this morning is that I'll probably never be able to retire.
Xyuppi
Dropping a can of soda and sticking it back in the fridge all shaken up for the next person to open is not nearly as funny when you live by yourself.