Xyuppi
As long as there is an open textbook in front of you, nobody will question what you are doing on your laptop.
Sometimes I buy huge pants and take a picture of myself holding them up just to feel like I lost a ton of weight.
I can cope with voices in my head but the voices outside my head drive me crazy.
I think the only way I’ll ever be motivated to go to the gym is if I’m in prison.
Xyuppi
Don't invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.
Xyuppi
I do all of my ironing in the dryer.
Xyuppi
Vegetarian is an old Native American word for bad hunter.