I want to get a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I am doing an excellent job driving." Then cut people off so they won't know what to do.
I don’t understand how people have to “get ready for bed." I’m always ready for bed.
Xyuppi
If anyone tells you, you have ADHD. Pay no attention.
Xyuppi
The five second rule also applies to wearing sunglasses indoors.
Xyuppi
Life is never more confusing than when three people get together to order one pizza.
Xyuppi
Two tips for jogging faster: (1) Attractive person in front of you. (2) Creepy person behind you.
The best person to get thrown in jail with would have to be the Kool-Aid Man.