I'm not saying lets kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying lets remove all the labels and let the problem sort itself out.
*Shifty eyes* Im gonna hide my number and stalker text my mother…nah thats cruel she’s old *scrolls through my phone for my aunt*
I don't mean to make you fall in love with me, but I just shaved my armpits. #heylaydeez
Crowd surfing makes crop dusting even more enjoyable and effective.
A recent study shows that having sex every day improves the quality of the sperm. My son will ride the short bus all the way to his grave.
When it comes to bug protection, you just can't beat "Off!".
Peeing on trees is a dog's Foursquare.