What do we want? CLICKBAIT When do we want it? The answer will shock you.
Xyuppi
This Mexican food is so authentic Donald Trump would build a wall around it.
Xyuppi
I will go out of my way to attend an event if there's a free t-shirt involved.
Xyuppi
A real modern miracle would be for Jesus to turn water into reasonable priced gasoline.
Xyuppi
I suspects that whoever named that Icelandic volcano (Eyjafjallajokull) must have fallen asleep on their keyboard while thinking it up.
Xyuppi
Kudos to the guy at Starbucks that said his name was "Bueller" and left before his coffee was done, leaving the barista calling him over and over
Menstruation is like organizing a party without inviting any guests, then angrily throwing out all the decorations when no one shows up.