I won’t come to your party unless you have an animal I can spend the whole time hanging out with.
Between the coffee and the cocaine, it looks like the mission of Colombia is to wake up the world.
Cyberbilly
I wish I was as skinny as I was the first time I thought I was fat.
Cyberbilly
You know you are getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
I'll never understand women. They hate when you ask their age, but get mad if you forget their birthday.
Never marry a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Cyberbilly
No cowboy in the world can out draw a grandmother pulling a baby picture out of her wallet.