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Cyberbilly
I have no problem giving credit when credit is due. But giving payment when payment is due is an entirely different thing.
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Cyberbilly
Police Officer: "TURN AROUND" Me: *sings* "Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round…"
Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous. You're practically begging for typos.
Do dogs in Mexico speak Espaniel?
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Xyuppi
I bet that in prison, everyone's relationship status is set to "it's complicated.
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I will never repeat filthy rumors. So listen closely the first time.
Having a bit of a lazy day...sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online. My boss doesn't look amused
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