It’s what’s on the inside that counts, unless you’re talking about one of those hollow chocolate bunnies.
Cyberbilly
Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders should put their heads together and figure out a way to give everyone free college and make Mexico pay for it.
Cyberbilly
The Bachelor is the show that answers the question "How much wine do you have to drink until the guy making out with twenty different women seems like he'd make a good husband?"
Cyberbilly
I think all the women who don't get a rose on the Bachelor should at least get a cat as a consolation prize.
Cyberbilly
Kissing a sleeping woman in an animated Disney movie is romantic but do it on a bus and the judge doesn't agree.
Cyberbilly
It's funny how things change when you get older. It seems like just yesterday I would spend my evenings on the front porch and treat myself to some killer weed. Now I spend my evenings in the front yard treating it with weed killer.
Cyberbilly
My wife texted me that she was not wearing any underwear. When I got home she was mad at me because I hadn't done the laundry in two weeks.