Xyuppi
Just saw a guy using a payphone. I can only assume he’s being told where to deliver the ransom money.
Thanks to the popularity of gifs, we are living in the golden age of silent films.
Xyuppi
When I die, I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often.
Xyuppi
Traveling the world has opened my eyes to new food. I tried Greece and Turkey. Now I'm Hungary.
Xyuppi
It's amazing how much people are willing to lower their eating standards when you insert the word "free" in front of the word "food".
Xyuppi
My only trick for looking younger, is when an 90's song comes on I try to look completely confused and slightly disgusted.
Xyuppi
No one is as ugly as their driver's license, and nobody is attractive as their profile picture.