Cyberbilly
Note to self: Next time, don't use "continue" as the Safe Word.
Xyuppi
When I die, I want a cellphone in my coffin...just in case
I Love you more than Kanye loves Kanye.
Cyberbilly
Now they are saying that the Zika virus is sexually transmittable. What kind of pervert is having sex with a mosquito?
Cyberbilly
You know you are getting old when a bunch of annoying teenagers get murdered in a horror movie and you relate more with the killer.
Xyuppi
I would like to offer moral support but I have questionable morals.
Xyuppi
I support recycling, I wore this shirt yesterday.