Xyuppi
Does Holy Crap comes from Holy Cow.?
Xyuppi
I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
Xyuppi
Jack The Ripper would be a great name for a fitness trainer.
Xyuppi
I always wonder if the people sitting near me at church every Sunday are unsettled by the fact that I look like I'm taking my communion like a shot of cheap vodka because I'm still in party mode from Saturday night.
Xyuppi
If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I'd never be bored again.
Xyuppi
My medic alert bracelet warns first responders that I kiss back during CPR
Xyuppi
First, Lady Gaga shows up at the VMA's covered in meat. Then arrives at the Grammy's in an egg. She's only about two red carpets away from being a Denny's Grand Slam.