Shout out to people who are hard of hearing.
I know you’re supposed to have 3 balanced meals a day, but how many can I have at night?
Not sure if I want buns of steel, or buns of cinnamon.
Xyuppi
I haven't seen any new Bigfoot pictures in a while... I hope he's OK.
Xyuppi
The voices in my head are not real, but they have good ideas.
Xyuppi
There are two reasons I would never drink toilet water: number 1 and number 2
Xyuppi
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?