Xyuppi
There's a difference between having a unique name and a common name that's spelled wrong.
Xyuppi
ATM's need to have breathalyzers.
Potatoes give us chips, french fries and vodka. Now explain how kale is popular...
"Because it would be hilarious," is probably not a good reason to elect someone as president.
Xyuppi
If you’re starting a sentence with “not to sound like a jerk,” guess what you’re going to sound like.
Jon
I finally learned how to sweep a woman off her feet. It only took me 5 years and $7,800 in Martial Arts lessons.
Xyuppi
Velcro is a ripoff