I know this sounds crazy, but I like the idea better of a Zombie Apocalypse better than the rapture. #JustSayin
Dear dog, I gave you that stuffed animal to play with, not to do THAT with...
A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night.
Today If someone is having a bad day refrain from saying "cheer up its not like its the end of the world" lol
Thinking about leaving some milk and cookies out for Jesus. Hey, it works with Santa Claus, right?! #rapture
Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like one mirror at a time.
I Use To Give A Fuck Now I Give A Fuckless