Xyuppi
If I ever become a brain-dead and I'm just laying in a hospital bed all day, the least you can do is put me into funny poses.
I bet Christmas morning was really intense for Schrödinger.
Every paper towel commercial just reminds me that the cleanest option is to just not have children.
I started carrying around a knife after an attempted mugging a few years ago. Since then, my mugging attempts have been much more successful.
Does Whitmans make chocolates or is all they do is make these samplers. What if I want 1000 of one type of candy?
Xyuppi
"That's crazy" is the perfect response when you haven't been listening.
Xyuppi
Santa must be the bravest man around. Who else would let a bunch of deer pull them around in a sleigh during hunting season?